Week 1: The Battle Begins

Right now, every team in the Fantasy Squad League is undefeated at 0–0 — the peak of perfection! This may be the closest some of us ever get to a flawless record, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Football is officially back, and so is the Fantasy Squad League! The slate is clean, the records are even, and the trash talk is ready to fly. By the end of Week 1, half the league will keep the dream alive at 1–0… and the other half will already be plotting desperate comebacks.

Let’s take a look at the matchups that will set the tone for the season.

⚡ Edward’s Team Ramzilla vs Jafet’s The End Is Near

The Champ vs. Last Year’s Bottom Dweller

It’s a clash of extremes to kick off the season! Edward rolls in draped in Rams pride, ready to defend his glory, while Jafet storms in with his ominous warning that “the end is near.”

🐺 Emmanuel’s The Pack Addict vs Jose’s Jose’s Finest

Pack pride meets Jose’s finest squad. Emmanuel is out-of-state but ready to make noise, while Jose is determined to show that “finest” isn’t just a name — it’s a lifestyle.

🎯 Nathan’s N8 vs Elias’ Who’s Your Daddy

Nathan brings Florida heat from afar, but Elias isn’t here to play — he’s here to father his opponents. This one could get personal fast.

💥 Eddie’s Dangerous Ed vs Ray’s RallyRay92

The clash of nicknames! Dangerous Ed takes on RallyRay in what promises to be a hard-hitting showdown. Will Ed’s danger overwhelm, or will Ray rally back like he always does?

👻 Javi’s Javier’s Scary Team vs Yovani’s Ranchwoods Gmoney

Fear vs Fortune. Javi’s team is built to spook, but Yovani’s Gmoney crew has cash on its side. Will the horror story begin early, or will the money talk?

🧢 Tikis’ Team Tr3 vs Joan’s jcnano99

The kid vs a champ vet. Tikis comes in hungry to prove himself, but Joan is no stranger to fantasy battles. Could Week 1 be the upset everyone talks about?

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