The playoff picture just got a whole lot spicier! Dangerous Ed has officially punched his ticket into the postseason, becoming the newest team to secure a coveted playoff spot. After weeks of dropping nuclear-level point bombs and casually breaking a season scoring record like it was a Monday morning warm-up, Ed now steps into the playoffs as the team nobody wants to face — but everyone wants to watch.

While one door opens, two more sadly slam shut. ThePackAddict and The End Is Near have officially been eliminated from playoff contention. ThePackAddict fought hard but ultimately couldn't overcome the season’s chaos, injuries, and a schedule that felt personally offended by them. And The End Is Near… well… for them, it really was near. Respect to both teams for battling to the end and keeping the league entertaining.

But now the spotlight turns to the final showdown:
Two playoff spots. Three hungry teams. One chaotic finish.

The contenders?

🔥 Team JCNano99

Quiet but deadly, like a ninja with spreadsheets. If they win out, they’re in — but one slip and the door cracks open for trouble.

⚡ Team Tr3

A momentum-based wild card. When they’re hot, they’re sizzling. When they’re cold… well… let’s hope they choose “sizzling” these last two weeks.

👀 Javier’s Scary Team

Still lurking… still stalking… still terrifying. He’s been creeping up on the standings like a horror movie villain, and now he’s one good week away from jumping through the playoff window like he owns the place.

With just two weeks left, every matchup is a playoff game, every lineup choice is a destiny-altering decision, and every mistake could send someone into the Pink Shirt Danger Zone.

Buckle up — the final stretch is here, and it’s about to get wild.

It all comes down to this.
Eighteen weeks, dozens of injuries, questionable waiver decisions, miracle wins, emotional support snacks, and here we are… THE PINK SHIRT FINALE.

The stage is set. The nerves are high. The shame is looming.
And the pink shirt… freshly ironed, smelling like cinnamon, and ready to embarrass someone publicly.

The Standings of Doom

Both Ranchwoods GMoney (3–9) and The Mauling (3–9) sit together at the bottom of the league like two toddlers who broke the same lamp and are now pointing at each other.

At this point, neither can run, neither can hide.
It’s simple:

Win, and you might escape.

Lose, and start practicing your Pink Shirt pose.

Ranchwoods GMoney: The Duck Who Slipped on Every Banana Peel

Ranchwoods’ season has looked like a cartoon in slow motion — explosions, chaos, random injuries, and that classic Donald-style “WHY ME?!” scream.

GMoney entered the season with confidence.
That confidence slowly turned into “maybe next week,”
then into “bro, I just need one win,”
and now he’s one game away from becoming Ranchwoods Pretty-in-Pink GMoney.

The Mauling: The Bear That Forgot How to Maul

The Mauling started the year like a grizzly… then suddenly became Winnie-the-Pooh after three jars of honey and a nap.

Every week:
Close losses. Bad luck. Players disappearing like they got Raptured. And now the bear is one defeat away from becoming The Mauled Pink Panda.

What Happens If They Both Lose?

Ah yes, the nightmare scenario:
A double-loss double-pink apocalypse.

If BOTH lose, it comes down to points.

Who Will It Be?

Will Ranchwoods GMoney duck-waddle his way to safety?
Or will The Mauling roar back one final time to avoid turning into a pastel-colored teddy bear?

Monday decides everything.
Grab your popcorn.
Grab your emotional support blanket.
And get ready…

Because THE PINK SHIRT will have a name tied to it for 2025 this week!