Nov 27, 2025 | 12:15pm
Edition No. 12
FINAL WEEK
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CENTER STAGE HEADLINE

The Fantasy Squad League has officially entered its wildest phase of the season. With just two weeks left, the playoff race is tightening like never before. Some teams are celebrating early, some are packing their bags, and the rest are clinging onto hope with sweaty palms and questionable waiver decisions.

🏆 THE FIRST THREE TEAMS TO CLINCH

Three giants have officially secured their spot in the postseason:

• N8 — calm, deadly, and cruising into the playoffs like it was never in doubt.
• Team Who’s Your Daddy — riding a hot streak and quietly becoming a real championship threat.
• Ramzilla — the West Coast monster who stomped his way into the playoffs with authority and attitude.

These three powerhouses are locked in, iced up, and ready for the playoff spotlight.

💀 THE FIRST TWO TEAMS ELIMINATED

But while some teams are rising, others are hitting the floor:

• The Mauling — once feared, now officially mauled by the standings. Their playoff dreams are gone, and they now stand toe-to-toe with the dreaded Pink Shirt fate.
• Ranchwoods — the wheels fell off, the luck ran out, and the playoff door slammed shut. They’ll spend the last two weeks fighting only for pride (and to avoid the bottom).

🔥 THE FINAL BATTLE: THREE SPOTS LEFT

Now the real drama begins.

With three playoff spots still up for grabs, the rest of the league has entered full survival mode. Every lineup change matters. Every injury update matters. Every bad coaching call could mean the difference between celebrating in the postseason… or spiraling into the Shadow Realm.

Six teams remain in contention, and the storylines are getting spicy. Will someone unexpected sneak in at the last second like they forgot this isn’t a Fast & Furious movie?

Nobody is safe. Everybody is nervous.
Two weeks will determine everything.

⏳ FINAL COUNTDOWN

As it stands today, the league breaks down like this:

3 teams IN
2 teams OUT
6 teams fighting for their lives
2 weeks of absolute chaos incoming

Get your popcorn, refresh FantasySquad.org nonstop, and prepare for trash talk, heartbreak, and maybe even some miracles. The final three spots will define legacies.

Playoffs are coming… and the battle starts NOW. 🏆🔥

STATS AND SCORES

Final Scores

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N8 – 168.84 VS Ramzilla – 84.2

N8 went full nuclear, dropping the highest score of the week and reminding everyone why he’s already playoff-bound. Ramzilla, meanwhile, looked like he forgot to set his alarm and just hoped for the best — and the best did NOT happen.

Who’s Your Daddy – 113.74
VS Javier’s Scary Team – 91.74

Daddy showed up with confidence and handled business cleanly, extending his momentum. Javier’s “Scary” Team? More like a Halloween decoration in January — all show, no scare this week.

ThePackAddict – 105.36 VS Ranchwoods Gmo… – 81.84

PackAddict finally enjoys a stress-free win, proving even a broken compass can point north sometimes. Ranchwoods continues their tragic slide into Pink Shirt history, losing faster than a dollar store WiFi signal.

The Mauling – 111.78
VS Team Tr3 – 140.0

The Mauling poured their heart into this one, but Tr3 came in swinging with a season-saving explosion of points. It was less a game and more a demolition — Tr3 is officially awake and dangerous again.

Dangerous Ed – 116.18
VS The End is Near – 82.7

Dangerous Ed keeps the fire roaring with another clutch win, tightening his grip on a playoff push. The End Is Near lived up to their name — the scoreboard may have been the loudest warning yet.

Rallyray92 – 103.62
VS Team Jcnano99 – 115.1

A close showdown, but Jcnano99 fought tooth-and-nail to steal a crucial victory and stay alive in the playoff hunt. Rallyray played tough but not tough enough — moral victories don’t count in Fantasy Squad.

Stats of the Week

🏆 HIGH SCORE OF THE WEEK

N8 – 168.84
N8 went OFF this week, dropping the biggest number on the board and reminding everyone why he's already clinched.

🥀 LOWEST SCORE OF THE WEEK

Ranchwoods Gmo… – 81.84
A tough outing for Ranchwoods, who posted the lowest score and continues the slide toward pink-shirt territory

💥 BIGGEST BLOWOUT OF THE WEEK

N8 (168.84) VS Ramzilla (84.2)
Margin: 84.64 points
N8 didn’t just win — he committed a scoreboard felony. This was a full-on demolition and the largest blowout of the week by a mile.

LEAGUE NEWS AND UPDATES

🏆 The Race for the Final 3 Playoff Spots: Chaos Incoming! 🏆

With two weeks left in the Fantasy Squad regular season, the battle for the final three playoff spots has turned into a full-blown thriller. The spotlight is locked on Dangerous Ed, Javier’s Scary Team, and Team Joan, who currently hold the inside track. But nothing — absolutely nothing — is guaranteed in this league.

🔥 Dangerous Ed: Momentum Monster

If Dangerous Ed keeps doing what he’s been doing, he’s basically punching his ticket to the playoffs. His team is hot, dangerous, and perfectly capable of locking in the spot with two more wins.
But with the Fantasy Squad curse lurking at every corner, one wrong step could send him tumbling back toward the hungry teams below.

😱 Javier’s Scary Team: The Silent Beast

Nobody likes to admit it, but Javier’s team has been… well… scary. If he continues his winning ways for the next two weeks, he’s comfortably in.
But one slip-up? One bad matchup? Suddenly the door cracks open, and the wolves below start howling.

👑 Team Joan: Quiet but Deadly

Team Joan sits calmly in position, but don’t let the calm vibe fool you. Two wins and she’s officially in.
Lose at the wrong time, though, and that playoff chair might get pulled right out from under her — leaving her fighting for her fantasy life.

🚨 The Chasers: Two Teams Ready to Strike

While the top trio looks secure, there are two teams lurking in the shadows just waiting for a stumble…

🔺 Team Tr3: One Break Away

Team Tr3 is poised like a hunter waiting for the perfect moment. All they need is one of the top three to slip — just one — and suddenly they’re right back in the conversation.

⚡ RallyRay92: The Comeback Plotline We All Want

RallyRay92 is exactly the kind of team that makes late-season chaos possible. A win here, an upset there, and suddenly the playoff picture explodes into madness.
If one of the current favorites falls, RallyRay92 could become the headline everyone talks about.

⏳ Two Weeks. Five Teams. Three Spots. Zero Chill.

The tension is rising. The standings are shaking. And the Fantasy Squad drama is hitting its peak.
Will the frontrunners hold their ground?
Or will one of the chasers script the comeback story of the year?

Get your popcorn ready — because these next two weeks are going to be wild.

🎀 Pink Shirt Watch: Three Teams… One Humiliating Fate 🎀

With just two weeks left in the regular season, the Pink Shirt spotlight has officially locked onto three unlucky contenders: The Mauling (2–9), Ranchwoods (3–8), and ThePackAddict (3–8). One of these teams is headed straight for fashion disaster, and the league can’t look away.

👚 The Mauling (2–9): Currently in the Danger Zone

Right now the bright pink target is sitting squarely on The Mauling’s back. At 2–9, they're officially in last place and living in the dreaded Pink Shirt zone. Every move counts. Every lineup decision feels like life-or-death. And even the fantasy gods seem to be whispering, “Good luck, buddy.”

But hey… two weeks is enough time for a miracle — or a meltdown.

🌲 Ranchwoods (3–8): One Slip Away

Ranchwoods is hanging onto safety by a splintered branch. Sitting at 3–8, they’re just one bad matchup away from tumbling into the bottom. Their season has been a wild ride of “almosts” and “not quite” moments. If they lose one more game while The Mauling finds a win… things could get very pink, very fast.

💥 ThePackAddict (3–8): History Repeating?

And then there’s ThePackAddict — a team with talent, chaos, and a history of flirting with the danger zone. At 3–8, they’re far from safe. One bad week, one injured player, or one disastrous Sunday morning lineup change… and boom, they could be modeling the Pink Shirt in front of the whole league. Again.

⏳ Two Weeks. Three Teams. One Pink Shirt.

The clock is ticking. The standings are tightening. And the drama? Peak Fantasy Squad.

Who will fall?
Who will fight?
And who will be forced to wear the most legendary punishment shirt in fantasy football?

Stay tuned — because anything can happen, and in this league… it usually does.

Match of the Week

The Mauling vs. Ranchwoods

If there was ever a matchup that screams “desperation, pride, and pure survival”, this is the one. This week, all eyes are on The Mauling and Ranchwoods GMoney, two teams locked in a gladiator-style showdown at the bottom of the Fantasy Squad standings.

And why is this the Match of the Week?
Because this isn’t just a game…
This is a fight to avoid eternal humiliation.
This is a battle to avoid becoming the Pink Shirt Veda of the 2025 season.

Whoever loses this one could be sealing their fate as the official Pink Shirt wearer, the crowned ambassador of last place, the hero nobody asked for.

And right now, The Mauling is in that dreaded spot.

If The Mauling pulls off the win, he could finally claw his way out of the basement and hand the misery to someone else.

🐐 Meanwhile, at Ranchwoods Headquarters…

Whispers around the league report that Ranchwoods GMoney has “thrown in the towel.” Rumors say he’s already researching his Pink Shirt size and Googling “how to wear humiliation with confidence.”

Regardless, this matchup could be the turning point of the entire Pink Shirt Race.

⚔️ The Showdown

This game will either:

Separate the bottom two, giving one team hope and the other a pink future
OR
Lock in destiny early and crown this season’s ultimate bottom-dweller

This is The Mauling vs. Ranchwoods GMoney…
The fight to escape the cellar.
The official “Match of the Week.”

FROM THE FANTASY OFFICE

A Tie… but N8 Had Other Plans

Last week’s poll had the entire league buzzing. When we asked who would win the showdown between Ramzilla and N8, the league split straight down the middle — 50/50. Half of Fantasy Squad believed the undefeated monster Ramzilla would keep stomping. The other half trusted in N8’s rising momentum.

But polls don’t score points… and N8 showed up with a completely different agenda.

Once the game kicked off, N8 came out swinging — no hesitation, no mercy. Whatever confidence Ramzilla brought into the matchup got blasted into orbit. By halftime it was clear: N8 wasn’t here to compete… he was here to destroy.

What was expected to be a neck-and-neck thriller turned into a one-sided N8 demolition project, leaving Ramzilla buried under a mountain of points and frustration. The poll may have been split, but the scoreboard wasn’t even close.

Fantasy Squad wanted a showdown — and N8 turned it into a statement.

The message was loud and clear:

“Don’t doubt N8. Ever.”

Ramzilla will have to regroup after this beatdown, but one thing’s for sure… the league just got a whole lot more interesting.

LEAGUE STANDINGS

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